Gross baby

Babies are gross. This is pretty much a truism the world over. Sure, they may be cute, and the might bring great delight to all who are around them, but do not be fooled by their insufferably squeezable cheeks. These little tax write-offs are strapped to the nines with every projectile bodily fluid one could possibly imagine. Burping, puking, sneezing, farting, crapping, pissing... you name it. Babies have no friggin' class whatsoever. And... as Doctor Alan Grant from Jurassic Park so eloquently put it, "They smell".

Babies conducting themselves in a hideously grotesque and unappreciated fashion usually crops up in the comedy genre. Typically, a scene calls for someone having to perform the unenviable task of changing a baby's diaper. Women are pretty much okay with this, and as far as film tropes go, never really suffer from DBS (Disgusting Baby Syndrome). Guys however, have absolutely no defense. A favored comedic turn in many films is to take a character who exhibits certain masculine qualities and then watch shrivel up into a spastic jumble of nerves at the sight of a baby's crap-stained ass. Such was the case in the 2005 family comedy The Pacifier where Shane Wolfe (an ex-Navy SEAL mind you) cannot hold his composure when facing up against the rot of a baby's bung-hole.

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