User:Brian Kurtz/To Do

A two-headed shark is a big fish with sharp teeth that lives in the water. In many ways, it is very similar to a regular shark except for one noticeable distinction... IT HAS TWO FRIGGIN' HEADS!!! Other than that, this mutant freak fish possesses the same behavioral traits and physical characteristics as a great white shark.

Believe it or not, 2-headed sharks are not particularly common. One such specimen however caused a bit of a stir on a small atoll off the cost of Florida where it had its way with a group of scantily clad college students. Unfortunately for this particular shark, one of the students happened to be Brooke Hogan - daughter of professional wrestling Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan, who stabbed the crap out of the beastie until it was dead.