Inventor

An inventor is someone who invents crap. They tinker about in their laboratories, in their neatly pressed white lab coats, staring at mice running in endless circles in a wheel, trying to come up with a way to transform it into a super-human robot mouse. Or they may be trying to create some wacky new green gelatinous glob that bounces all over the place. Some guys invent stuff just so that they have the necessary tools to invent MORE crap! It's a vicious circle.